Sunday, January 17, 2016

Top 100 Countdown of Funniest Political Sayings



100. I am intolerant of intolerance.


99. I'm offended.


98. He lied.


97. She lied.


96. Lying liars!


95. All hail King Obama!


94. All hail King Bush!


93. When are they jailing Dick Cheney?


92. Clown Car...


91. Political Correctness is correct.


90. Political correctness be damned!


89. We the People don't like you!


88. She's wingbat crazy.


87. You can keep your insurance.


86. Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran!


85. Political quacks!


84. Too liberal!


83. Too conservative!


82. Communists!


81. Socialists!


80. I'm so sick and tired hearing about e-mails!


79. We need 10,000 more committees formed to deal with Benghazi.


78. If you don't do politics, politics will do you.


77. When did crazy become mainstream?


76. Fringe.


75. Crazies.


74. Nuts.


73. Wing nuts.


72. Corruption charges.


71. Weiner.


70. Fox News lies.


69. Godless


68. Republican Party


67. GOP


66. Does he actually believe all that he's talking about?


65. Lazy!


64. Did I say crazy?


63. Can he be trusted?


62. They lied.


61. Whatever!


60. You can't be serious!


59. Um, she didn't didn't just say that?


58. Never estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


59. Politicians and diapers need to be changed... often... and for the same reason.


58. There is a break with reality.


57. Make America White Again.


56. Not incompetent. Just unable to do the job.


55. Really?


54. You can't say that.


53. Is he crazy?


52. Your thoughts?


51. Can't we all just get along?


50. Another government shutdown?


49. Overspending.


48. They want a war again?


47. Been there... done that!


46. They can't be serious!?


45. Political scientists do it better.


44. Climate Change!


43. I'm smiling.


42. I'm laughing.


41. I can't stop laughing.


40. They can't get their act together.


39. They bought the politicians.


38. Lobbyists own the government.


37. Corporations write bills sent to Congress.


36. Banks write bills.


35. They went off the deep end, didn't they?


34. Ridiculous!


33. So ridiculous!


32. So unbelievably ridiculous!


31. You can't be serious!


30. Don't go there...


29. Crazy!


28. Loony!


27. Well, well, well...


26. Fox News propaganda...


25. It's another election year!


24. Too divisive...


23. Can't we all just get along?


22. Tea Party Crazies!


21. Too liberal!


20. How do you define socialist?


19. Climbing the Appalachian Trail


18. Natural born citizen...


17. Where's the birth certificate?


16. Make America White Again


15. I can't believe he just said that?


14. Where do we go from here?


13. What's he talking about?


12. We need more hearings on Benghazi.


11. Why am I laughing?


10. They're drug traffickers, they're rapists...


9. Let's build a wall.


8. It'll be great!


7. I'll be great!


6. It'll be amazing!


5. He's a loser!


4. King Obama


3. Why is he smiling?


2. That's disgusting!


1. You can trust me.